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A cow who is a ninja and stands on motherfuckers who try to mess with him. A cow ninja is also a fast cow who knows how to handle his weapons and use his speed to propell him/herself onto walls, basically running on walls.
"Omg look a cow ninja!" says the kid
"moo" shink!!
the cow says "another head gone, moo"
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A Texas Hold'em Poker term for having 2 pair after the initial three common cards are put in to play. (Two pair on the flop)
Jake's hole cards were a 6 and a 9. The flop was Ace, 6, and 9 giving him a pair of 6's and a pair of 9's. Two pair on the flop, A Jogging Cow, an udderly good hand.
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to finish off the last gallon of milk.
Don't kill the cow, I would like a little milk for my cereal.
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you may think its a sea creature ,but its not. its the fattest woman at the ymca doing water arobics. actually it could be a sea creaure . if you are in water arobics make sure that you stand next to her because this makes you seem not so fat.
hey girls ,do you se that sea cow? glad im not her
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Going out and hitting on the largest girl in the bar. The goal is to get her interested so that she starts buying shots for you and her until she "tips over." This activity is great when you are bored and want to keep your tab low.
Ever since the Lambdas got kicked off campus they have been going downtown to go cow tipping every weekend.
That guy from the new Gamma fraternity tried to go cow tipping the other night but forgot he drinks like a fairy and ended up getting drunk and going home with her.
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to have a large and entertaining party, usually ending in sex and large consumption of alcohalic beverages. Called cow fucking for the need of 4 stomachs to hold all the alcohal
Dude i can't wait to go cow fucking tonight. This is gonna be awesome
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it actually doesn't mean that the person is / resembles a cow it can also mean bitchy or fucking annoying!
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