A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.
"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."
The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada
Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"
Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"
A group of straight white boys that talk shit and think that their two inch punishers is the best of the best
Cricketers talk shit but actually want dick
Wow that Johnny really is a, trans gay boi Cricket Chirp
A dance that contains a lot of liquid help
“Do the cricket dance”
A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"
Used when in a state of shock
Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word
**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!
to say as you feel annoyed about a certain situation
'We don't have that in stock right now, sorry'
OH, JIMINY CRICKETS!!