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A violent breed of dog the murders children 5 and under. It is impossible to stop it from attacking children once it catches their scent.
Owner: "My dog is such a sweetie i call her cupcake."
3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"
Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"
a nasty site able to burn the eyes of anyone who sees it
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A woman who should know what really happened and someone that cared for her was set up to look bad because someone wanted money they were jealous with envy just know kyu ain’t mad just want to make it right by spoiling her and say sorry haters will hate on us for the things i did fuck them haters and back to what we do best come up
Angelica Sweet Cupcake Ramos wake up the haters are exposed hating on us stealing phone numbers to set us up to hate each other it didn’t work
Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*
The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
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When the anus protrudes out of ones backside, it resembles a cupcake with red frosting, but that’s where the poop comes from, hence chocolate cupcake with red frosting.
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