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when the head so good it gives you the shits
shrek gave me blowjob diarrhea
A parody of the word tres marias, A group of three who are incredibly shameless and horrible at singing. This term is often associated with dissappointments and insane humans.
Tres Marias , What kind of people are the three of you?
We're horrible people, we're not tres marias. We're tres diarrheas@
A person who reneges on their promises, and actively conspires to sabotage your reputation behind your back. The typical diarrhea bitch will take a diarrhea shit in a public space and tell everyone it was you.
Melinda: Did hear you about Sharon?
Sarah: No. What?
Melinda: She's a diarrhea bitch. She stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Now he has to pay for everything!
Sarah: Wow. What a diarrhea bitch.
In reality it was actually Melinda who stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Ergo, Melinda is the true diarrhea bitch.
Janine was a massive diarrhea bitch when she stole $75 from Karen's purse and blamed it on Kyle.
Dakota is a massive diarrhea bitch for ghosting Jizelle at the mall when he promised to pick her up 6 hours ago.
When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere
a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus
a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
cronical diarrhea where it feels like youre letting corrosive acid out of your ass.
I hate having latvian diarrhea!
Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.
There seems to be no cure for FDS.
"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"