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A huge, useless book filled with definitions of words that are of less importance than anything on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you reading?"
Guy 3: "An average dictionary, why?"
Guy 58: "You n00b! Average Dictionary < Urban Dictionary!"
some weird dictionary with real definitions
guy1: hey did you read the past dictionary
guy2: wtf is that
guy1:i smell a boomer
The dirtiest ever dictionary because fuckwads comprised the damn stupid thing
Guys from Durban dictionary blow each other and make it seem less dirty
A person who immediately corrects a word, adjective, noun, verb, etc if used incorrectly in a sentence or conversation.
Nick: "Is your mother native?"
James: "You're using native wrong. The correct word is foreign. Don't say a word you don't know how to use."
Nick: "No need to be a dictionary hitler about it."
Urban Dictionary is a dictionary for people that think the actual one is too 'boring' or 'appropriate' or 'smart'. Urban Dictionary proves the last one by having the definition of 'appropriate' be "Pirate Approved".
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
"Ever been on Urban Dictionary?" said Thomas the Train Engine.
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
A Website with 90% of comments from 2003, 8% of comments from 2004-2006 and 2% of comments from 2007 onwards,
X: Go on Urban Dictionary
Y: Ok
X: Just don't go on anything that sounds wrong
Y: Ok...
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