glad to do business on you

term used by bulby from queen of the stone age. Twist on commonly used "glad to do business with you." Switching "with" to "on" implies different meaning that may be mildly amusing to teenagers.

When used in a simple transaction:

Dealer: Here is your meth.

Customer: Okay, glad to do business on you.

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you're a daisy if you do

famous line said by the infamous Doc Holliday

means along the lines of "you're a fine fellow if you do"

Frank McLaury: "I've got you now... you son of a bitch!"
Doc Holiday: you're a daisy if you do!

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Dude what are you doing?

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.

Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?

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the fuck are you doing man?

When a person does something stupid or idiotic.

Hey Jerry, the fuck are you doing man?

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what the fuck are you doing

The phrase "What the fuck are you doing" aka "What on fucking earth are you doing" is commonly used by the teenage population. You would use one or BOTH of these phrases if you see someone.. say.... washing their car in 20 degree weather. In this case you would have to make some modifications such as....

What the fuck are you doing!? Do you fucking love hypothermia?

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when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off

quote by Paris Hilton

-that's so gay
-When you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off

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Will you do us a favor?

A phrase heard commonly in the workplace when someone of higher authority (usually a stuck up bastard) gets someone of lower authority to do something they cannot be arsed doing themselves.

Margaret: John will you do us a favor? Can you have these 25 documents printed off and bound for me before lunch? Cheers.

John: Of course I would be happy to!

*whispers under breath*

Fat lazy bitch.