Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Best ... Arnie ... Line ... EVER!

"WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?" - Arnold Schwarzenneger

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George Bush does not care about black people.

Kanye West appeared on a telethon with Mike Myers to raise money for Katrina Relief. After Mike Myers explained that New Orleans was covered with 25 feet of water and was perhaps permanently damaged, West responded off-script with "George Bush does not care about black people."

Helpless people were left stranded by FEMA in the Superdome after Katrina because George Bush does not care about black people.

In his defense, George Bush doesnt really care about white people either...

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Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

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That which does not fuel us, makes us fatter

Once upon a time there was Glucose,

Our human bodies can burn it or store it.

The End

Hey man, that which does not fuel us, makes us fatter.

Hey man, if it don't fuel you, it makes you fatter.

Who does she think she is the queen of sheeba

She thinks her shit doesn't stink.

"Well...who does she think she is the queen of sheeba?"

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What does it mean if someone pulls your shirt

Hi this is for my friend if your not her leave

Hey Farrah I think Otto likes you not as a friend

What does it mean if someone pulls your shirt

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Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass?

I don’t know why. But I really think the new music that’s being released today sucks ass. I have a very big discography and I’m always listening to good music especially around the late 1970s and early 1980s era. I wasn’t even born then. But I always have a lack of music that’s been released in the 2000s. Especially the 2010s and 2020s. Music these days is so bad it’s absurd. I thought music was horrible back in 2004, but it ain’t nearly as shitty as today’s honk of shit. Music from 2004 actually sounds good in comparison to what they’re playing today. And I was only 13 back then. It’s a disgrace, I honestly think the new music dumbs you down, I can feel my IQ dropping when I listen to it...

Probably had something to do with Bill Clinton signing something in 1996 or something. That allowed radio stations in America to buy as much stations in a market that they could, so all the big corporations bought out all the media and destroyed the music industry. Anything that’s been released since 1996 basically has been crappier than the music that came before, if you ask me.

Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass?

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