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Busted in the Donut

When your girl is hot AF and you try to roll the condom on and bust a nut the second it touches your head.

She was so hot, I hit the foreplay bar too hard last night and when I opened up the meat/skeet wrapper, I unloaded nut before I could roll it on. :( I totally busted in the donut!

by saucr April 7, 2019


Duncan Donuts

A medieval-Europe chain of fast-food joints that were founded by one of King Arthur's choicest knights.

Duncan Donuts mostly catered to fellow gladiators, but naturally, the "ladies' man" knights who ran the pubs were always only too happy to chivalrously serve hot coffee to damsels in distress, as well, whenever they made their shivering entrance on a chilly winter morning.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018


Donut Field

A wide open space, preferably a snow covered parking lot, where one proceeds to do 360's in their vehicle to create a donut shaped skid mark.

"What's that over there?"
"A donut field! Go! Go! Go!"

by TheVanMans December 15, 2013


Donut criddle

Donut griddle means your a donut criddle

Gabe-"Molly your a donut criddle"

Molly-"what does that mean"
Gabe-"it means your a donut criddle"

by Johnnyboi2 January 25, 2021


Kentucky Donut

A variation of camel toe. The outline of a woman’s clitoris that is poking through tight pants. Looks very trashy and redneck, but the wearer thinks it looks sexy. Both men and women think it’s disgusting.

Dee Dee was sitting on that lawn chair outside the trailer with her ripped jeans, showing off her Kentucky donut. We all decided she’s too much trouble to date. Who the hell knows who touched that thing.

by Astorix April 12, 2020


donut hips

A FAT PERSON WITH BIG HIPS

donut hips

by The Good Dinosaur November 23, 2016


Shame donut

A donut you leave in the bag while breaking off pieces and sneaking them into your mouth.

I had an egg white flatbread and coffee followed by a chocolate-glazed shame donut.

by rdy2rkx September 26, 2016