Doom-Viewing

Intentionally watching videos related to doom, gloom, or other negative themes.

1. "I've been doom-viewing YouTube for hours now, and it's starting to get to me."
2. "I know it's not healthy, but I can't help but doom-view whenever I'm feeling anxious."
3. "Doom-viewing can be cathartic, as long as you don't let it consume you."

stoner doom

the term you use when you don't care if something is stoner metal or doom metal, because it slaps anyway

What genre is Electric Wizard?

Idk man, probably stoner doom

Doom hacks

Code word for intense pornography.

"Hey Hunter, remember those doom hacks I showed you? Pretty cool right?"

Brown Wind Of Doom

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.

I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.

I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweet

The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.

What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

doom spending

Fuck it. I can't afford the shit I want anyway. Spend it when I get it. Nothing matters.

I'll never be able to afford a house or children, so I've been doom spending on dumb shit all week.

Womb doom

An abortion.

“Bitch you best go to the clinic and womb doom that shit”