Megamind’s old shitty team that could have been defeated if he shot them with the fucking de-hydration gun.
“What is the worst team in existence?”
“The Doom Syndicate”
“I meant hockey you twit”
I dont know what to say, Its doom on a pregnancy test, In 2021, some dude named "Beyazıt Kartal" Decided to make doom playable on a pregnancy test, Thats all.
Male 1: Hey did you hear of the dude who made doom on a pregnancy test?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?
A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95
Ah shit I can't pen that Doom turtle
Sexy math teacher who gets all the girls with is hot body.
Code word for intense pornography.
"Hey Hunter, remember those doom hacks I showed you? Pretty cool right?"
When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.
I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.
The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet