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Someone who gets offended at a joke for no reason
"Mate sahra is such a dry arse"
"I know all you did was call her a puff"
A dry wiper is simply a person who prefers conventional methods of ass wiping, post taking a shit over more progressive methods, such as using either wet wipes or a bidet.
“I was almost done shitting in their bathroom and noticed they didn’t have any wet wipes behind the toilet. I’m telling you, the Robinsons are dry wipers.”
The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).
Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.
The act of fucking someone up the arse without lubrication.
I dry drilled some bird last, snapped my banjo clean off.