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Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe
(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"
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The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.
Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!
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Cereal-Dumping: The act of eating a bowl of cereal while having a crap on the toilet.
Example One:
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.
Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"
A term used by anti-New Orleans Saints fans (basically the rest of the NFL team's fans) in order to display their annoyance and hatred for the overkilled term "Who Dat?"
As the final seconds ticked off the clock, the Carolina Panthers fans chanted "Dump-dat" as the Saints fans poured out of the stadium admist another defeat by the hands of the Panthers.
A Shlump Dump is a massive shit someone takes after a drinking a load liquor.
“Man I just took a massive Shlump Dump”
“I feel the Shlump Dump coming”
When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.
Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!
Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.
Twitter Dumped examples:
1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!