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Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe
(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"
The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.
Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!
The act of taking a massive dump whilst spinning in a circular motion thus spraying and or plastering the surrounding area. Heli-dumps are best practiced at "the ex-girlfriend's place".
I did a heli-dump at work. My boss was somewhat impressed and or aroused
A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.
I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.
When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.
Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.
When a native canadian woman get's anal sex from a white man.
Hey guys, I wanna "take it to the dump" with cindy tonight.
A derisive nickname for that guy in your office who spends way too much time in the workplace unisex bathroom taking a dump.
Well, there goes Dump Boy, he’s headed in there again, so we’d all better steer clear for the next 30 minutes to let it air out!