The act of covering your lover in a duvet then cumming over her face whilst ripping out a large fart.
Oh man, I gave the mrs a Dutch Eggnog last night and she threw up so bad. My sheets looked like a bad day in Bagdad afterwards.
When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.
When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.
A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.
Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!
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Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.
We dutch condomed last night, it was great!
The art of farting on a cold window and licking off the condensation.
What Bill never expected was to perform a Dutch windowcleaner in midwinter.
I forgot my dutch notes at home the other day when I went to go buy my groceries.