the WTF effect

When you sit in front of an exam and look at the worksheet and you actually understand NOTHING it's called "the WTF effect". This effect often appears to people who didn't learn enough.

Person A turns around the paper sheet. "Hey, this looks easy"
Person B: "What the Fuck?!"
Person C "Looks like he got the WTF effect"

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bystander effect

When witnessing a situation of an victim and 'incriminator', the degree of responsibility the witness has in helping the victim or stopping the 'crime' in progress. The degree of responsibility usually depends on three criteria; 1. Whether the victim is deserving of help, 2. The competence of the bystander, 3. The relationship between the bystander and the 'victim'. The bystander can intervene in usually two different ways; direct intervention, or, calling authorities.

I saw an old lady getting her purse taken by some thug, i just stood by and watched... later i felt confused and guilty. The feeling i felt could be described as the bystander effect

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Alyssa Effect

Turning previously normal straight women into horny e-lesbians who call her mommy.

I just experienced the Alyssa Effect and now I just can't stop calling her mommy.

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Tiger Effect

The unfortunate effect the Tiger Woods saga has had on every man in a relationship.. the subsequent berating every man in a relationship has received due to the actions of Tiger Woods. Every woman now thinks their man is cheating like him.

Man my wife is pissed. So is mine! I don't even remember doing anything... must be the Tiger Effect!

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The Gazebo Effect

The mind's habit to transpose words in common phrases, as long as it sounds good.

Patient 1: I think the medicine is working, I feel much better already

Patient 2: Careful, it could just be the gazebo effect. It might just all be psychoschematic.

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The Mack Effect

A situation, usually sexual, where the female does all the work and the male suffers a sort of injury.

yo i fucked this girl last night, i got the mack effect

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Clever Effect

A bizarre sequence of events that happens after you consume a Clever branded product. The Clever Effect

Станимир: Вие искате да ни изнасилите нали?

Педофил: Не аз имам малка пишка

Станимир: Може ли да видим?

Педофил: Да ето

Георги: Не моля ти се не... тва е Clever Effect

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