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Tourettes Guy's favorite breakfast, aside from Total.
Shirlena: Danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
Tourettes Guy: Bacon and eggs dear!
Shirlena: What?
Tourettes Guy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!
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Eddie Hatrick coined the phrase "dirty eggs" from his infamous ball sac tricks he plays with the lovely ladies. Usually a girl who is joining his weiner cousin list.
Eddie Hatricks famous "dirty eggs" menu: all eggs are served from the top position
"DOUBLE YOLK"- putting your sac on her nose bridge and letting the "eggs" yolk into her eyes, like cracking an egg
"DIRTY DOUBLE YOLK"- Eddie's tademark. See DOUBLE YOLK just add a rim job at the same time
"EGGS BENEDICK"- performing the "double yolk" while getting your sausage sucked, a move Eddie invented but cannot do
"DEVILED EGGS"- Placing you eggs on her nose and not letting them run down. Must have a boner.
"SCRAMBLED EGGS"- smashing your "eggs" onto her forehead and rubbing them in with style
"SCRAMBLED W/CHEESE"- same as "scrambled eggs" just with very dirty balls. Usually performed after Eddie has been dancing all night, or after lifting at the gym
"EGGS OVER EASY"- blowing your load and then performing the "scrambled eggs" while rubbing in the man lotion
"INDIAN EGGS"- While getting an egg hummer, you are sitting on the girls face giving her a brown Indian spot on her forehead
"CAVE CITY EGGS"- serving any style of eggs to a dude.
"Hey man I think I'm gonna take this girl home and serve her the "dirty eggs" menu."
Guy: "Hey there, how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Girl: " I like 'em scrambled"
Guy: " How about Indian Style?"
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to fail to make people enjoy or be interested in something.
Our first two sketches got big laughs, but the next two laid an egg. (Lay an egg used in the past tense, laid an egg)
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When you bang your friend's hot sister in his house, then have her cook you bacon and eggs. You then stroll down the stairs in a house coat after finishing breakfast and say 'was up' to your friend, forever humiliating him.
I bacon and eggsed my friend's sister last night. He was pissed.
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Busting or having busted a hot, creamy load of man juice.
Roger pounded Gabby's wet snatch relentlessly until he spun her around and cracked eggs in her gaping mouth.
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The act of inserting an egg into someones rectum as they are sleeping, or passed out. Upon reawakening they automatically clench their buttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow "egg salad".
While John slept Timothy, and Anthony gave him a rearend full of egg salad.
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a poorly rolled joint, fat in the middle and thin at both ends.
Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.
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