Ely

An absolutely desolate town in the middle of Nevada. Only crackheads and pedophiles roam the streets, with a fair sprinkle of mormons and infidelity.

Where else in the USA is the closest Walmart located 3 hours away? Ely of course!

Ely

A hot sexy latina with dark hair, bien chichona y nalgona. Her favorite food is chicharrones. She loves calling people out on twitter. She's a loyal friend who will taser anyone that messes with her besties. She's not afraid to call you out on your bullshit. Can be forgetful and drive off without her food. Loves giving lap dances. Changes her hair color every week. Her poops come out snake shaped. WAYYY out of her exes league, and out of their height range too. Her exes definitely lurk on her social media.

Ely, ely, look at me, curb stopping is not okay.

Ely

The name of a tall white boy with a huge cock who gets 100’s of bitches and likes taller guys

“Yeah my friend got a huge cock”
“Oh that must be Ely”

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Ely's are pretty, kinds, romantic, loyal, funny, gentle, and a good listener. she's rea;;y the only one you can get comfortable with, and wanting to keep them for dear life, she's wife material and so much more, but they tend not to see it in them, and that's okay because you get to show them that, and made they're self echo better, if you have a Ely in your life as a friend, bestfriend, mom, girlfriend, etc., don't flip up the relationship because you'll never find someone else better than them.

me: what's your name?

them: ely.

me:"OOOO *scoops them up n hugs them* you're mine now"

Ely

The hottest guy ever! He has a huge dick and is amazing to kiss all Ely’s are like this

Wow ely is hot

Ely

Ugly

Girl: Ely is ugly

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ely: (verb) to pull an ely is when you give someone false hope and say you love them when you dont.

ely: (adjective) a really dick like person

What a disappointment and a let down, You just pulled a ely.