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A curly haired, twink ass nigga that owns a van and refers to children as lollis in standard conversation.
Person 1: Hey, you heard Elijah has a restraining order?
Person 2: Yeah, it applies to a 5 kilometre radius of any educational institution
Handsome, big muscles without even training. Big dick 6+ inches. No job, lives with his dad, F on senaste spanska provet and loves memes. Are u moist yet?
Friend: Hi Elijah
Elijah: Elijah Elijah Elijah
Elijah is a wonderful guy. Crazy smart and funny. Morr of a jack of all trades. He loves the outdoors and his girlfriend. He is more of a people pleaser than anything. Takes on leadership like no one else. Elijah is also a biblical name and he takes great pride in knowing that he is named after a prophet of God. Elijah is an amazing actor and likes to be the center of attention. All in all Elijah is a wonderful person
Bob: Who's that wonderful guy who's helping pick up trash?
Joe: Oh that's Elijah.
I don't care what you say Elijah is either that weird kid in the back of the class or the popular soft child boy with adhd I refuse to believe anything else
a boy who forget everytime to use a condom.
“ damn you are such an elijah !”
Elijah is a great friend who will be loved by most but also always will scream whenever he is slightly inconvenienced.
Elijah is a dude.
Elijah, the most perfect guy 😍 huge ass penis, thicc asf, and the most handsome. The only thing is hes gay asf
Victor: hey is that elijah? 😍
Random ass foo: yeah that gay ass mofo licked sum dudes asshole in the bathroom yesterday.