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Elijah is a great friend who will be loved by most but also always will scream whenever he is slightly inconvenienced.
Elijah is a dude.
Elijah, the most perfect guy 😍 huge ass penis, thicc asf, and the most handsome. The only thing is hes gay asf
Victor: hey is that elijah? 😍
Random ass foo: yeah that gay ass mofo licked sum dudes asshole in the bathroom yesterday.
He is the nicest person you will ever meet. He gets all the bitches no matter the race. He has the biggest shlong you’ll ever see. Whenever you’re down he’ll always be there to reassure. His love for anyone is like a flame that never dies out. When he says he loves you. It’s because he wants to make love to you
Rachael: who is that pimped looking man
Elijah: that’s me champ
Has a cool and neat new song called ‘Antidote’ coming out on December 3rd and you should really go presave it
Wow this new song by Elijah called Antidote is cool and neat
He's cute and hot, all the girls want him and he is a good pussy eater remember kids hit the him up to get your phone pussy eaten :)
A lolicon. Probably watches love live and stans Maki and hates Nico. His waifus are all underaged or look like they are.
Guy 1: Yo is that a Lysithea stan. Gee, he sure likes lolis
Guy 2: Hey it's Elijah
Elijah is quite butters, and he tends to get no girls. People tend to say that he stinks and has the worst trim on the planet. Legend has it he has 1incher , which is just an L. People also say that he dumpster dives to try and find clothes because he has zero drip and I mean ZERO. People generally refer to him as a skin from Fortnite called Funk ops, which is a butters character with an afro.
1: Elijah your butters
2: Chill im notttt, why would you say that