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A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
This morning’s full English breakfast has left me both satisfied and sore.
You don’t do people any favours, go above and beyond or do anything above your pay grade. If it does not benefit you directly you don’t want to know.
I asked Bill to help me but he was ignoring me and being english about it. He didn’t wanna know because the task is not in his job description.
A unique and rare brand of native English that can basically be described as British English with American influences. This particular accent will only be found in non-native english speaking territories such as Hong Kong and in parts of Europe, however the speaker's first language is always English. This is quite common among Eurasian children (half Asian half white) with one British parent. This individual will attend international school (English speaking) and therefore will often only speak English though they reside in a non-English speaking part of the world.
At school this kid will mingle with American, Australian, New Zealand, Canadian and of course British kids. American television and music will be a heavy form of entertainment and there will often be some North American teachers at the school. Because of this, the British accent becomes more Americanized than would be normal in the United Kingdom, however the accent stays chiefly British at the core. This may confuse many as this individual will be perceived as sounding British in N America but American in Britain. It can be described as half/half English.
Words that are often pronounced fahst, bahsket, hahlf cahst etc. are replaced with American flat a's.
Words such as daughter pronounce the t more like a d however maintain the aw sound while leaving the r off.
Seldom but existant is the New Yorkizing of words such as pronouncing off as awf and toss as tawss.
Both British and American vocabulary are understood and used in this dialect. Example - both boot and trunk, both pavement and sidewalk.
Mum is replaced with the N American mom.
Both British and American spellings are understood as correct and used. Example - both realise and realize, both colour and color.
Address does not put stress on the a as is the case in American English.
This is American British English.
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Sathasiva English School : It was founded by late Arunasalam Sinnappah ,Upaththiyatar (Trained Teacher) in 1885 and later in 1890 as its Principal at his birth place,Analativu,an Island about the size of about 2 sq .miles off Jaffna Peninsula,of Tamileelam (North and Eastern Provinces) ,Formally Jaffna Kingdom for more than 2000 years before the Colonialist Dutch took control and left it untouched but later British in about 1800 brought Jaffna Kingdom and Kandian Kingdom in the rest of the island of Ceylon under one rule.It has celebrated its 75th annivesary in 1960 and 125 th anniversary in 2010 as a Mahavithyalayam.Publications to mark 75 and 125 th anniversaries had his photo at the front page.
Sathasiva English School: It was founded by the great grandfather of Eminent Engineer K Vijayaratnam who saw the founder studying at the varanda of his house when he was 5 years old and the founder waa 92 years old.
A GCSE (General Certificate of Education) that you can take in school. You will study a play and a book that your teacher will do his/her best to ruin by a.) forcing you to embarrassingly read them out loud in class, and b.) forcing you to over-analyze them whilst ignoring their immediate, aesthetic value.
But this is not always the case. If you are doing the foundation level (like I did) you will be thought of as too much of a retard to be able to read. Instead you will watch some pretentious film adaptation on an old TV not worthy to be shot at by a drugged-up Elvis Presley.
Either way, you will come away with an extremely negative view of classical literature. However, you may be lucky enough to rediscover it in later life and enjoy it properly.
GCSE English Literature Teacher: "So what can we see in Jessica's defiance of her father that is reminiscent of a 20th centry movement that has changed so much?"
Student: "Fascism?"
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It's said by non-English speakers when they're in an English speaking country.
Loretta Lee visited America, and said "Me no speak English."
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A pretty fucking awesome sketch comedy group based in New York.
Members include:
Adam Conover(blond curly hair and somewhat stocky)
Ben Popik(group founder, somewhat curly short black hair)
Caleb Bark(has either an afro or shaved head and beard of somewhat blond hair)
David Segal(short black hair, beard and usually wearing purple)
Raphael "Raizin" Bob-Waksberg( short curly hair and stubble)
Past members include:
Jesse
Hana
Adam
Jon
They have released some pretty awesome vids, including "I hate nature" and "breakfast at tiffany's"
Olde English Comedy- google that shit!