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when someone drinks too much due to overwhelming happiness, esp getting to kiss the girl you like, and ending up throwing up or a hang-over in the morning.
Sr. Mariano got kissed by ms. Gems but ended up having an Epok Fail!
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A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!
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When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.
Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science?
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass
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The act of repeatedly failing at the same task multiple times. Must be at least 3 failed attempts, before it can be considered a burrito fail
an epic burrito fail is epically failing at the same task multiple times
most commonly takes place during gaming
co-authors Biggest Gunns & xXCrawfordXx
BoB401 tried to rush turret and dies,
BoB401 tries again in same way dies again,
Bob401 tries third time and dies
xXCrawfordXx: "Stop burrito failing dude!"
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When a female tries to flash someone a part of her body, but fails epically in the process.
"Anna tried to flash some guy she saw on Mill Avenue, but got tangled up in her shirt and tripped over a homeless man."
"--That is what I call a fail flash!"
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Used to describe the fuel powering any failed attempt, action, or result.
After a terrible attempt to score a basketball shot:
"Way to use fail fuel on that one."
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An idea or thought brought forth by an individual who believes they are correct and /or smart when actually all their ideas are total bullshit.
Wow, using that thesaurus to sound smarter than you actually are, Huey? Great Fail-osophy.
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