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"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"
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Rambo Medics Field Trainees
Aka RMFT
this is an online xbox 360 clan with an evergrowing population of rambo medics, the founder RoXoR n00b, started off this craze for a laugh but it is now a worldwide phenominon
RoXoR n00b: hey i'm in a clan
A7555: oh oh can i join
RoXoR n00b: no, Rambo medics field trainees will not allow it
A7555: why the fuck not
RoXoR n00b: the council of the rambo medics hates you
A7555: your such fucking jerk you know that
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What you do when someone tries to make fun of you for whatever reason it may be, Such as where you grew up, where you live/how you live, etc, and then agreeing with it and then running way out into left field with it, this usually requires you to think really outside the box and generally use any stereotype you can come up with that relates to your situation and then making the situation just so extremely out there that it makes barely any sense. (Try to make people realize how retarded they sound by saying the stupid shit they say)
Danny: Josh tried to make fun of where I come from so I just completely ran I just had to Run With It Way Out Into Left Field . He hasn't said anything to me in a few days about it.
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Year after year in the Big East mens basketball tournament gamblers frequently are perplexed by the outcomes of the some of the games. A simple theory can be followed to help you handicap the games in the tournament -- pick the team with the most relevant player(s) from New York City. This theory is derived from Levance Fields, a point guard on the Pittsburgh Panthers basketball team who led his team to a Big East Championship in 2008. He grew up in Brooklyn, NY and played at Xaverian High School and hit big shot after big shot to lead Pitt to a Big East Crown.
In 2011, Kemba Walker from the Bronx, New York led Connecticut to a Big East Title by winning 5 games in 5 days. Kemba was the most relevant player in the Big East Tournament and led his team to not only 5 straight victories but also 5 straight wins against the spread thus proving the Levance Fields Theory of the Big East Tournament.
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The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation
Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”
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The quality of or condition of being excellent
“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”
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When your so god damn too fucking bored you end up breaking Urban dictionary and end up getting this on your screen.
Guy 1: I just got this message on my screen when typing qeqtyhreuyvyasujicdfvdsucaijxoscndbvhsnciamxc smcdkmvemkv cmsdfk vfb vbndfdnfbndfkmbkdmkdfgkmbgkdmfgkdmgkdmkgmfa,sfsf,sofodg,sof,sfoofofofd *whatever.* it says: Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large
Guy 2: oh... you're so bored you broke it!
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