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The double-secret, government-mandated modification applied to all video/photographic equipment installed on vehicles capable of reaching an altitude above 40,000 feet, the upper limit of commercial aircraft; this, in an attempt to sustain the global 'spheroid earth conspiracy'.
Ok. If anyone actually contends that the earth is flat based on their fucked up religious doctrines, the opinions of some crack-pot pseudo-science bullshit or weak-ass arguments of incompetent YouTube fanatics...they're just wrong. Do some spherical geometry; construct a 'triangle' on a spherical surface and measure the sum of the angles. Greater than 180? Wonder what that means...stick the flat-earth filter up yer ass.
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a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly
I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!
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Someone that has flat screen TVs all around their house.
These TVs are usually at least 32 inches and are mounted on the wall next to your leather curtains.
"Got flat screens everywhere!! You can just call me yo flat screen shawty ya feel me!"
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to get stoned with someone and then leave in the middle of the session with little or no warning. usually creating trouble or sudden paranoia for the one being left
in the movie dogma in the train scene the two potheads from clerks accussed the angels of flatleaving flat leave
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Reference to a female slut that truly has no redeeming qualities other than when she's fat on her back getting smashed.
Hey braaaah are you dating the new cashier?
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!
A sportsperson or sports team who dominate inferior opposition, but who cannot beat top-level opponents
"What do you think of Silviniaco Conti's chances in the Gold Cup?"
"Nah, no chance. He's a flat track bully!"
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Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit
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