foot-penis

after having some hot and heavy sex for large durations of time, all the blood has rushed from the feet to the penis makin your feet icy as death....

ya after that 3 hours of awesome sex, not even socks could keep my from foot-penis from giving her chills

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Cum Foot

When you get a combination of shower water and cum on one or both of your feet after masturbating in the shower.

I got a cum foot last night when I was showering and I had to wash it off; it was gnarly, man.

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Foot Glove

A sock.

Plural - Feet Glooves

Honey will you pick me up some argyle foot gloves from the mall?

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foot rockets

A foot rocket is a long flat device worn on the feets designed to help the wearer slide smoothly over snow.

Douche Bag 1-Were going to the moutains with our foot rockets tomorrow.

Douche Bag 2-Nice man!!

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foot fong

what a small child calls a foot long sandwich

five...dollar
five dollar foot fong subway eat fresh

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crow foot

A tool used in roofing to tear off shingles.

Hey Mike, toss that crow foot up to me, I have to tear off more shingles.

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slue footed

Is when u big and u so big yo chunky feet almost 1 inch from caving so. so they turn out this most likly cause u r knock kneed. in conclusion, yo legs on the verge of dead

daughter: ouch ma my legs hurt

mom: we’ll sit your slue footed, knock kneed ass down and they won’t

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