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When your about to be raped, and instead of allowing yourself to be raped, you offer to give your molester head, and biting his penis really hard instead. Then, grabing his balls, pulling and twisting them off and taking them home as a trophy.
Hey ma, look what I found after biting the duck!
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When your friends are just following you around doing exactly what you do like baby ducks behind the momma duck
These two friends of my have no life, they are always baby-ducking me all over the place.
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To be wearing a top, but naked from the waist down. (i.e. bottomless)
Derived from the cartoon character who is always dressed like that.
To illustrate the term she was wearing a Daisy Duck t-shirt and nothing else.
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an old disco song by radio personality rick dees. somehow became popular enough in the late 70s to be a top 40 hit.
yo, "disco duck" is on the radio. turn that shitnit up!
dude, that shee-ite is whack! lets listen to some michael jackson. look how dark he looks on the album cover to "beat it"
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The aftermath of a brutal pounding in which the female waddles around like a duck for weeks or even months at a time.
Jenny: Hey, Liz why are you walking like that?
Liz: Frank duck fucked me so hard last night.
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Disney's best and funniest cartoon character, with one of the most famous voices in animation.
Not a "bad guy" but quick-tempered and grouchy. Often can't resist doing something a little mean-spirited--for which he always pays.
It's his mishandling of situations that makes him funny. He's not "perfect" like good guy cartoons, but is deeply flawed. And after things blow up in his face his temper is hilarious, mostly because of his grouchy "quack-quack" voice.
In one cartoon he's got a huge outdoor model railroad set up, and when he discovers the chipmunks Chip & Dale living in one of his model houses he's thrilled at first--but then can't resist teasing them by making it rain, snow, etc., on them.
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1; something you say when you don't want to say anything back
2; something you say when you can't think of something to say back
1; person 1: hey! dude! i just banged yer mum!!
person 2: duck.
2; teacher: so what's the answer, billy?
student: umm, duck?
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