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Antonite: the biggest simp you will ever see in your lifetime. Antonite often simps for Nani, Poli, and kels and is also pretty horny at times. Also is a mod in Supreme Dankers and is often a third wheel.
North: hey have you seen Antonite from supreme?
,,Saturn: probably simping for Nani or doing something horny
North: yep makes sense
Teacher: Where are avacodoes from?
You: Avacadoes from Mexico!
Badass HR that takes shit from none.
Rooko asked to be forgiven for forgetting to cast chain heal, but Aly from HR's ban hammer was swift and unforgiving.
When you are standing on the sidewalk or somewhere and some chick or dude just kisses or makes out with you when you least expect it. Also called a surprise kiss. If you're horny, you wanted it to happen.
X: Dude, guess what happened.
Y: What happened?
X: See that chick over there?
Y: Yeah. Why?
X: She just kissed me and I never had time to react.
Y: Lucky boy, a kiss from nowhere
A nice way to say your a virgin.
A way that vegan chicks say they are virgins.
Friend: I bet he has a big piece of meat for you
You: no I'm a vegan from the deacon