The act of shitting when your shit hits your saggy testicles.
A man was having a nice, happy shit, but then he started fudge sagging and was forced to wash his balls.
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A fudge pudgins is a person who is seemingly unaware of their environment and gives the appearance of being a tortfeasor at any given time. This is due to their innate ability to comprehend very little in respect to any form of social interactions and tends to drool a little bit when engaged in introductory conversations with members of both the same and opposite sex. A visually defining characteristic of the so-call "Fudge Pudgins" is the round belly and stubby arms.
Frank: Hey, my name is Frank, how's it going?
Fudge Pudgins Person: Girglepoof... *drool*
Frank: Yeah... about that... *walks away quickly*
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While the white whale was going down on Ed, he whispered softly to her, "stick your finger between my fudge pillows"
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The result of a drunk person passing out and crapping in their bed then rolling around until the next afternoon.
I got so a wasted last night that I woke up in a huge stinky fudge turnover today
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Damn, that booshie ass white crack head bitch is about to get the Fudge dong from that ghetto negro
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A word you use around your parents when you really wanna swear and again your parents are there so you think of a solution to not swearing and you use the word " Fudge nuggets" even though you still end up getting in trouble anyways
Mom : This weekend your going to your gramas house
Me : Fudge nuggets I had freaking plans mom
Mom : Well not anymore
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When a girl is consipated you use the head of your dick like a shovel to get the shit out. Otherwise known as, de-turding.
Jennifer told Payden, "I am feeling constipated... I think I need a fudge spooning...."
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