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When horny parents give their iPad to their little baby (who doesn't otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural sex. This is commonly observed in the West, and in several wealthy Indian households. In middleclass households, the iPad may be substituted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.
Father: "Give the baby the iPad". Mother: "Baby, here's the iPad". Baby's happy. Mother slides away to have sex with the father.
Australian? expression meaning to rev an engine hard, or to put some muscle into it when undoing a bolt, for example.
1) It's not too bad if driven normally, but when you give it some curry.... that's when it sucks fuel.
2) The only thing holding it there is the 2 bolts under the headlight, these will also be hard to remove, so dont be afraid to give it some curry.
To try something out, usually for the first time. To test if something works by using it. SImilar to "give it a spin"
Look at my fresh new car
You better give it a whirl give something a whirl
expression describing a situation, when sb gets erection.
Politics! Politics gives me wood!
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Give Joey a Goey (pronounced Go-eeee)
A general statement of support for the struggling little man.
Someone who is down on his luck and requires a break or change of luck in his or her life.
Particular applicable to the blue collar working man/women. Seems to be especially prevalent in the plumbing trade.
Application:
Person 1: `The poor guy crashes his car the same day he finds out that his wife is leaving him for another women`
Person 2: `Geeeee that’s tough, someone should really Give Joey a Goey`
Note: Goey may in certain cases be substituted with the verb `Blowy` or `Goby` meaning the guy (usually) down on his luck should be given fellatio to make him feel better and this would hopefully become a catalyst moment to turn his luck around.
Application:
Person1: ‘ My husband’s had a really rough day at work, he’s had all sorts of issues with his boss lately and thinks he is going to be fired`
Person 2: ‘ Well maybe you should give Joey a Blowy (or Goby) to cheer him up `
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Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life
It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself
Joe: Can you make me one of your cakes?
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish
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To masturbate or give oneself pleasure.
I haven't been on a date in three months so I have been giving happy a bath several times a week. Happy is a bit chafed.
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