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give you the mushroom

Putting both penis and balls far into the vagina

Yeah baby I'm going to give you the mushroom later when were alone together

by !vandev November 6, 2017


give me cookie

im hungry pls give me cookie

hey give me cookie pls

by give cookie pls ;c January 6, 2018

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give one the creeps

to give one the creeps is to create a feeling of disgust or horror

There was strange man following me around the grocery store. He was giving me the creeps!
give one the creeps

by Bryant333 May 13, 2018


Giving Happy A Bath

To masturbate or give oneself pleasure.

I haven't been on a date in three months so I have been giving happy a bath several times a week. Happy is a bit chafed.

by HappyTheRhino August 29, 2011

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gives me wood

expression describing a situation, when sb gets erection.

Politics! Politics gives me wood!

by got_tilt?? January 28, 2012

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Give Joey a Goey

Give Joey a Goey (pronounced Go-eeee)
A general statement of support for the struggling little man.
Someone who is down on his luck and requires a break or change of luck in his or her life.
Particular applicable to the blue collar working man/women. Seems to be especially prevalent in the plumbing trade.

Application:
Person 1: `The poor guy crashes his car the same day he finds out that his wife is leaving him for another women`
Person 2: `Geeeee that’s tough, someone should really Give Joey a Goey`

Note: Goey may in certain cases be substituted with the verb `Blowy` or `Goby` meaning the guy (usually) down on his luck should be given fellatio to make him feel better and this would hopefully become a catalyst moment to turn his luck around.

Application:
Person1: β€˜ My husband’s had a really rough day at work, he’s had all sorts of issues with his boss lately and thinks he is going to be fired`

Person 2: β€˜ Well maybe you should give Joey a Blowy (or Goby) to cheer him up `

by TimmyTurtles November 11, 2011

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give a man a fish

Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life

It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself

Joe: Can you make me one of your cakes?
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish

by Quismyk December 28, 2016

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