Grundle Gobblin- third member of a threesome. Both other members are male.This third member male or female eats the semen off the grundle of male member 1 after he pushes it out his Anus in the doggie position. The seamen was put in there by male member 2.
He/She is a grundle goblin
A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.
A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
a female buttocks
an ass that a girl has
it can be classified as good or bad
Mike: Yoo does she have a nice shitter goblin?
Bill: Yeah man, it's real nice.
Mike: Does she shit out of that thing everyday?
Bill: Yeah, but its still hot.
Mike: Solid
Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.
Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.
"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."
Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.
Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?
Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.
Happens often during NoFap reboots.
"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.