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1. The result of a sexual act involving the peeing in someone's eye
2. The compound word refering to an object in the movie "Goldeneye" which is key to the control of two EMP satellites
I gave my ho a nice golden eye last night, to accompany that pearl necklace.
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when you have anal sex and you piss in the asshole
I gave her a golden doughnut last night
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The act of removing pure white bedsheets from a bed, wrapping them around a girl (making a toga), doing her up the butt, and then peeing all over her as soon as possible (you need to get flacid, bitch)
I want to give my history professor a Golden Caesar
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A Golden Panther is when you lather a woman's whole body in mustard. Afterwards, you proceed to shove a chain of sausages in said woman's ass, thus acting as the tail. You then smack the girl's ass and make them purr, completing the Golden Panther.
"Now I know why FIU called their team the 'Golden Panthers.' Their team plays like they're covered in mustard with sausages shoved up their ass."
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noun
1. Douche bag advertiser who tries to reach the adolescent market by creating definitions for their product in the Urban Dictionary.
2. Douche bag Consumer who creates definitions for brand names in the Urban Dictionary.
verb
1. To hoodwink, swindle or con.
I thought it was going to be an entry about pissing on someone, but it turned out to be a golden spoon trying to peddle frozen yogurt.
There are too many golden spoons on Urban Dictionary as evidenced by the earnest entries found for Nike, iTouch, iPod, Gucci, j crew, ad nauseam.
I wish the editors of Urban Dictionary would purge all the bogus entries made by golden spoons along with all the rapid screeds that define exactly nothing.
I can't believe that guy golden spooned me into reading about consumer goods!
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Freezing your partners urine in a condom and strapping it to one's head and penetrating your partner with it.
In Aspen, after we ran out of firewood in the cabin, golden showers became untenable so we switched to golden unicorns and everyone was satiated.
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The golden retriever is a sex act unparalleled in the clutch act to prevent an undesired pregnancy. Many young gentlemen today like to have sex without condoms. Unfortunately, most have little to zero dick control. Hence, upon blowing a hot load into some hoe's snatch, the golden retriever comes about.
Specifically, it is the act of urinating in a woman's vagina after ejaculating to flush out the viscous baby juice. It is "golden" due to its efficiency as well as the color of the exiting mixure. "Retriever" due to its ability to retrieve the semen that has the potential to destroy the next 18 years of your life.
The other night Alex and Jess had a rough sex session, but alex launched his man chowder in Jess' gaping vagina. He then utilized the golden retriever to save his future.
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