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to have sex with someone that is ugly while drunk
yo would you have sex with the fat girl?
yea, ill grey goose it?
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seeing a goose dancing means that you see a crackhead in their natural habitat
dude 1: bruh did you that goose dancing?
dude 2: yeah that guy must have had some good crack
Goose the cat is a cat that has tentacles inside of him hes an alien and can eat anything.
Tim: Hows goose the cat?
Jim: *dead*
goose the cat: meow
Tim: okay then.
One that passes gas regularly on a date
Because mark was considered a cheesy goose no girls would date him.
To have sex.
My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her
An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.
The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.
Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
By direct definition, a giant wad of jizz or more specifically, goose semen..Also could be used as a curse word, like when you stub your toe.
I have a shit ton of work to do when I get home and I still havent cleaned the goose coop...fcking Goose Flava!!