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An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.
The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.
Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
1) Someone who is real convincing that they can perform a certain task with super ease, only to take on the task and utterly fail.
1) Granto the geeble goose took on an svt contour motor swap and failed hard.
My girlfriend is on the rag, so I guess I will just bag the goose.
A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.
Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.
Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.
When you pop one of your balls out of the side of your pants.
Ayo my homie Errol just popped a Goose Egg