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When couples are in a social setting and feel it is improper to make out, hand sex occurs. Hand sex is being very sexual with another person using only the hands and fingers. Usually includes stroking and caressing of each other’s hands. Although seemingly discreet, it can still generate much uncomfortable-ness when done in a social setting. Incidentally, hand sex almost never happens in private.
Brian, stop having hand sex with your girl! It's just weird, man.
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Small hands, are quite efficient in giving handjobs, or other pleasurable activities.
"Why'd you jizz so quick man?"
"I couldn't help it! those small hands get me everytime!
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not the mousing hand
the hand that does the masturbating while the mousing hand operates the porn
the hand that stimulates the shaft down to the base while the right hand stimulates the remaining two thirds of the penis
the left hand allows for one handed surfing
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A person who has small hands relative to their size. Typically used in conjunction as a reference for the size of the representatives small male reproductive organ. The term was coined during the 2016 republican primary election in which Marco Rubio referenced Donald Trump's small hands insinuating that he had a small penis.
Look at those cute little trump hands...you must have a tiny cock.
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When playing four-mallets on the marimba or vibraphone and the ends of the mallets cause blistering at the center of the hands. This causes the hands to resemble jesus' hands when they were nailed.
Hey, Jackie what's goin' on with your technique. You're getting Jesus Hands.
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When someone has heavy fists, making them good at fighting.
How that skinny girl beat her up? She just heavy-handed.
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A tool used to keep ones "biatches" in line. From Pimp to pimp raising ones pimp hand is a sign of respect, from pimp to bitch it is a sign of fear.
this is my pimp hand, i keep it strong, without my pimp hand i am nothing, without me my pimp hand is nothing.
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