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A non-evolutionary specimen of amiable nature. The happy chap doesn't just remain a stationary happy chap, it spreads the glorious feelings of happity chappiness to all corners of the world, so that all Vitamin D deprived PCers and MACers out there have a source of inspiration in their daily utorrent/gaming lives. The happy chap is a universal symbol of happiness and love. And no, the happy chap does NOT- for the record- facebook/tweet. The happy chap does not require such meddlesome technologies to spread its happiness around the world.
Some guy: Hey! I saw a happy chap the other day! It was like...life changing! I felt happier than when I beat that alien boss on level XVII in &*^@%&*!!
Other guy: Yeah! The happy chap is THE dude of the century, man!!
Another guy: Yeah!
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German slang term for the feast day 'Corpus Christi'.
The actual German translation is 'Fronleichnam', which sounds as if it would consist of the two words 'froh' and 'Leichnam' - They mean happy and corpse/cadaver.
A: Wohooo dude let's rock the bars from Wednesday to sunday!
B: We're supposed to work, I think.
A: You fail douche, thursday is Happy Kadaver - Movable feast!
A, B: YAY!
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Anni- birthday
Mike: Happy anni bro
Corey: What does anni mean
Mike: It means birthday just in a different way
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The practice of placing peel on somebody unsuspectedly and capturing it with a camera phone.
A legal form of happy slapping
happy peeling scenario:
friend: mate, something on your shoulder
victim: ah the bastards peeled me
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"Happy stick" is a slang term that can be used in reference to large-capacity Glockpistolmagazines containing 33 rounds of 9mm intended for use in the Glock 18 fully-automatic machine pistol. These 33-round Glock 9mm magazines fit and function in other 9mm Glock handguns and are extremely popular with shooters. A .40 S&W caliber version of the "happy stick" exists that is reported to have a capacity of 22 rounds.
I'm going to stock up on happy sticks for my Glock before they get banned.
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Pastime of intellectually-challenged youngsters from the 'street'. In large groups, they wander the realms of public transport, slapping the faces of unsuspecting members of the public and recording it for posterity on their camera-phones to show to their mates at 'skool'. They are usually black in colour, and under the delusion that they are the miniature London version of the US rapper 50 cent. Laughingly calling themselves G-Unit, or Terror Squad, they pounce without warning.
Try to arm yourself in anticipation of such an attack while travelling on any kind of public transport, and if you are unfortunate enough to be targeted by these ignorant morons, try and kill at least one of them in order to cleanse the human race.
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