Holy Joses

The term used to express all thoughts of anger and utter amazment.
Derived from the mixture of Jesus and Moses.

"Holy Joses! That is the fattest turd I've ever seen!"

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Holy Chalupas

Another word for saying god, holy cow, holy shit, or gosh to emphasize shock, amazement, or aghast.

Holy chalupas dude that was so cool

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Holy Goat

LOL OMG WTF Crap and Ohhh,, shit. That's Awesome
all at the same time <3

''-Holy Goat! I'm brilliant!

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Holy doggo

holy doggo is the lord of every living creature he created us and can banish us to the under world where bad pupper shall make us suffer.
holy doggo can not be touched or else you will be turned into ash

Common civilian 1 : oh that’s such a cute pupper *proceeds to boop said pupper*
Common civilian 2 : oh no that not a pupper that the holy doggo
Common civilian 1 : *start to pray while bad pupper sucks him into the under world

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Holy Skittles

A retard way to say the word "Holy Shit", especially at school, where you can't say bad words.

Holy Skittles, I forgot to do the stupid Algebra homework !

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Holy Damage

the Achilles Heel of a Bosgrel*

*see definition of Bosgrel for additional information

Sam: yo man, a Bosgrel attacked me, but I defeated it with my Holy Damage. Jesus was within. Allow it blud!

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holy shindig

to exclaim with excitement, fear or annoyance.

1. Holy shindig!! I'm falling!
2. Holy shindig shut the fuck up you fucktard!!
3. Holy shindig I got a PS3 for X-mas
4. (Me) "Boo!"
(You) "Holy shindig Batman!!!"

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