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the act of a man and women making out.
tigga and swigga like hooking up when they are together
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When you are having doggy style sex and you stick your index finger into your partners ass, then thrusting your poop stained finger into your partners nose and hooking it at an angle, the pulling back screaming "Whos The Baldwin Now Bitch!!"
"My girlfriend was being a bitch all day. When we got drunk later that night, I stuck my finger in her ass while i was ounding her and pulled a "Rusty Hook" on her! Afterwords to finish eairlyer fight I screamed my victory call, "WHOS THE BALDWIN NOW BITCH!?"
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The act of fingering a girl. The curved finger looks like a hook and the Batcave, is, well, you know. Where all good schlongs hope to go one day.
Do you like your own Hooks in the Batcave or someone else's Hooks in the Batcave?
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When you decide to take the monster shit you've been holding back all day but because of the immense pleasure of the shit exiting your butt cheeks you get a hard on. The head of the penis becomes trapped beneath the rim of the toilet acting as a hook.
I went to Somalia as soon as I broke my friends toilet rim because of the pirate hook.
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According to Moe's laws of physics, "hooking up" is the act of having a conversation with the opposite sex.
Moe: Hi.
Anna: Hello.
Moe: Hey guys, i hooked up with Anna today.
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A sexually aggressive act of foreplay or haptosis, popularized by Brazilian men at Carnivale; in which a man hooks his finger up a womans skirt to stimulate her pussy.
At Mardi Gras, a drunk girl grabbed my balls, so I reciprocated with the Brazilian hook.
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is when you get kicked so hard in the testicles they come out of your mouth looking like a ball with a hook on it
that man just got hooked balls from that girl
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