horse jizz

This is hands down the best drink known to man. I personally like to give it to the Ho’s at the bar after a long night of drinking.

1 part beer of choice
1 part of milk or cream

Pour milk or cream into the bottom half of a pilsner glass. Slowly add beer on top taking special care not to mix the two. For decoration add a few splashes of milk/cream on top of the beer for the “Peter North” effect. Then just sit back and enjoy the jizzy goodness.

Problem: Damn this Fuggo bitch wont get off my nutz.

Solution: So i bought her a drink. After she slams this horse jizz, bitch will be in the bathroom puking her ass off.

Problem solved.

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horse feathers

A politically correct substitute for horseshit.

That is a pile of horse feathers.

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horse and rider

When a thin pretty girl travels around with or socializes with a fat ugly girl.

"Check out that horse and rider going into the club across the street"

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horse fucking

the act of sexual intercourse in such an extreme and brutal manner that it is reminiscent of the shameless, horrible, bucking, snorting, hair pulling, biting style in which equines mate.

Ned: Hey dude, did ya get laid?
Ed: Due, I was horse fucking that bitch til she was ripped apart, screaming in agony, and still begging for more. I don't make love, my dorky friend, I horse fuck 'em.

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fag horse

someone who enjoys drawing and other arts and crafts but is a complete homosexual and acts like an asshole

(J Ho) John is such a fucking fag horse. man id really like to get drunk and hit that guy with a chair

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Mr. Horse

One of the great politicians, phsychiartrists, war veterans, Infomercial volenteers, and altogether a great American icon.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. No sir.. I don't like it..

-Mr. Horse

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horse porn

porn that involves horses

jessie henry loves to go home everyday and crank one to some gold old horse porn :x

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