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I love you with all my penis

Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.

Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"

John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"

by swagmasterflex420 July 8, 2013

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


I love you but I'm not in love with you

Phrase used exclusively by shallow self-absorbed individuals who actually have no concept of what it means to love or be loved. Their hearts are vacant and usually associate sex not with a deeply emotional or spiritual experience but rather purely a physical and transient act involving no emotion. Such individuals are limited in both intellect and in normal socialization skills. People who use this overused cliche usually suffer from a combination of schizotypal disorder and sociopathy. A catch-all phrase when the person doing the dumping knows there is no reason for the relationship to end, other than for purely selfish reasons of wanting to pursue sexual relations with other individuals outside of the current relationship.

I love you but I'm not in love with you

Translation:

I don't love you and I want to experiment with other people

by Tuscanini August 17, 2006

1609๐Ÿ‘ 718๐Ÿ‘Ž


I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

Statement used to express regret and or fear about the current situation of an amorous or once amorous relationship. It generally means that the person who is expressing himself/herself has a deep emotional bond with their current mate, but that bond is possibly/probably not strong enough to merit a lifetime, or long-term commitment. Usually, there is either some dissatisfaction, disappointment, or confusion on the part of the person using this statement.

Example (interchangeable):

Woman: Why can't we be together?
Man: I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: It means that I need something in my life that being with you is just not able to provide. If you need anything, I'm there, but we aren't working.

by TEX37 October 11, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


I love you to infinity and beyond

When someone is saying they love you and really mean it or a lie

Someone"I love you to infinity and beyond!"
The target "okay where's the camera, nice prank "

by Not gamer January 26, 2021

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You know I love food

Simply a song about food. You know I love food, food is my best friend
Food is my life, I am alive, I AM FREE, and I will never ever stop eating.

Person 1: "Bro you know I love food!"
Person 2: "Then shut up and listen to this song called "You know I Love Food"

by ILoveFoooooooooooooooooood May 21, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ANNA IS THE BEST AND I LOVE HER

So basically when your in love with a person named Anna and you can't wait to marry her and cuddle her

Friend: "how is your girlfriend"
You: "ANNA IS THE BEST AND I LOVE HER"

by KillSwitchTheFirst April 28, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You

A scape goat for women who don't have the ovaries to say I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.

"I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You"

"What does that even mean?"

"Let's just be friends"

"What, why?"

"I like you like a brother"

"Jesus F***ing Christ"

by TangoTangoSierra January 23, 2012

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