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A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime.
Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions. The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of Bhutan.
The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.
Three village idiots please barman
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The Idiot Kick is a phase in a relationship that happens three to six months in. The term first coined by Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) in Chasing Amy refers to what you'd be to actually leave someone at this point. The Idiot Kick as it stands is the time in a relationship when you begin feeling trapped subconscious or up front---It usually is subconscious and the point in a relationship where any small action your significant other does which is cute or you can put up with ends up driving you off the wall, it will haunt your every thought, and maybe your dreams. Any time you see the exit sign you'll want more than anything to just bolt like a convict escaping jail.
Although mainly evident in guys, The Idiot Kick does happen to women. The effect of The Idiot Kick is always the demise of a perfectly good, functioning relationship which will cause a person to regret ever doing that but it will always be too late. If a relationship can survive the Idiot Kick it will most likely survive past marriage. The Idiot Kick grows in a person's mind like a cancer, and can/will consume every part of them until they do something they regret. If a person were to put up with it long enough it would end in a grand catharsis, but most of the time the relationship ends before The Idiot Kick.
An example of The Idiot Kick is:
Your ex: "Well ok, so that was ex number one. Lets move on, see the next guy was..."
In your head you're thinking "well we all have several relationships, it's all cool."
Three months The Idiot Kick you thinks "JEEZ, She's such a little slut! That skank's probably cheating on me, little Brat!" and while at work all you can think about is her spreading her legs for another guy, and it gets to the point where you can hear the legs on the bed you imagine she had back then squeaking as they rock back on forth. The next time she mentions any other guy you yell some profanity at her and break up with her for no real reason.
The type of person that has book smarts yet lacks basic knowledge or common sense. A smart idiot is the type of person to ace a math test but not know how a can opener works, or the type of person to know the entire periodic table but pushes a pull door
A: hey it's C
B: did he just try to push a pull door?
A: yeah...
B: doesn't he have straight As?
A: yeah...
B: what a smart idiot
One who is trained to be an idiot, by fellow idiot peers
Barb is idiotically enhanced from her friends
When someone doesn't think for themself.
I told him don't follow the idiot when he tried to implement the new process and his only reason was because he was told that process from someone else. Otherwise you are following the idiot.
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Someone who actively takes the side of idiocy in a conversation for the sake of having the subject explained, in easier terms, for someone who may not know as much about it. The advocate would typically be up-to-speed with the subject of interest, but ask such questions for someone who might be too embarrassed to do so. See devil's advocate.
Frank, Bob, Carl and I were having a conversation about politics, but Carl doesn't really pay attention to it, so I decided to play the idiot's advocate to catch him up