Sleep Brain

This is the evil part of your brain in the morning that tries to trick you into sleeping in. It often attempts to fool you into thinking you've already woken up by making you dream about getting ready for work.

Dude, I'm late for work! I think Sleep Brain turned off my alarm this morning, cuz I don't remember doing it.

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Schiff for brains

When someone lost access to their bitcoin due to technical illiteracy.

Peter never learned how to backup his bitcoin seed phrase and lost his private key. What a Schiff for brains!

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brain-lag

The sleep-deprived, often disorienting way a person feels after working on so many impending deadlines their life has become a blur, usually made possible by the regular consumption of several litres of caffeinated beverage in short amounts of time.

Huh? Oh, I get it now. Sorry: brain-lag!

Employer: "Have you been here all night? You look like shit!"
Employee: "Yeah, a bad case of brain-lag..."
{employer leaves cubicle}
Employee: "...bastard."

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Laser Brain

Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.

Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.

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duh-brain

some one stupid, when they dont know somthing obvious.

*says somthing wrong*
"your wrong, Duh-brain!"

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brain freeze

short term but very painful headache caused by consuming frozen novelties too quickly

Ah, I got a brain freeze drinking down too much slushy way too fast!

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brain stew

an awesome green day song with very hard, but totally cool, guitar piece; the song is about being so stressed out that it feels like your going to have a nervous breakdown

My eyes feel like their gonna bleed,
Dried up and bulging out my skull,
My mouth is dry,
My face is numb,
Fucked up and spun out in my room,
On my own,
Here we go

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