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A person of Irish decent, whilst in the vicinity of crushible objects (including other humans) upon a bed, rolls over in a drunkedn stupor, therefore crushing (or steamroller) said object.
Holy shit! Forch is so tanked. She just crushed that box of tissues on her bed... She's such an Irish steamroller. I'm never asking her for a tissue again.
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When someone avoids emotional situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened.
Rather than be honest about the reasons behind her actions Iranga pulled an Irish Goodbye... again.
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When engaged in doggy style sex, anal optional, you pull out right before ejaculation and vomit on the victims backside, and when they turn to question the contents on their back you let em have it right in the face.
I was gonna houdini this girl last night but at the last minute my drunk ass decided to go for the irish houdini instead!
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when a irish man freezes his dick and it is covered in ice and he gives anal with it, it then melts and makes for good lubrication
The Irish men played Irish Icicle to experiment their compatibility
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When a guy vomits and gets a handjob at the same time by a girl.
"Boy you were sick, did you just get an irish handshake behind the barn?"
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Irish Cuisine is what you call delivering a hot pile of liquified feces onto your lovers chest during intercourse. It gets its name thanks to the description Denis Leary gives for traditional Irish food being boiled in a pot for 17.5 hours.
"I served up some Irish Cuisine for my girlfriend last night."
"Oh yeah? How'd she like the corned beef and cabbage?"
"No I wouldn't give her that - I had diarrhea and shit on her chest after I fucked her."
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The act of inserting a potato into the rectum, typically as a practical joke between friends. It's especially effective if your friend or coworker has a strong urge to defecate, as the extra pressure can send it hurtling out at high speeds, making for a great laugh.
Yo, did you see Carl give Jeremy an Irish wedgie last light? When he farted he shot the spud out so fast it turned into mashed potatoes!
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