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To yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.
Julie: "Hey Brad, uh, that shirt's kind of wrinkled. You sure you want to wear that to your first date?"
Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)
Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"
Any tool which is not a hammer (such as a large spanner), which is used as a hammer. Often deployed in inaccessible places, e.g. when working underneath a car, in the absence of a hammer. Almost the opposite of the Manchester screwdriver
The nut was so tight that it wouldn't undo, so I hit the wrench with a wimbling iron and that loosened it.
A skeumorph that is self-functional.
Self-function begins as meta-representation (juxtaposition) and ends as representation (self-reference).
A medium for conveying irony.
Including but not limited to vignettes, books, television, GIF's, and memes.
An ironic skeuomorph is self-referencing to the point of being a medium-in-itself.
being unironic about irony but hiding the true forms of truth or sincerity or the origin of the irony being discussed, inherently actually being ironic, in all cases, like verbally, or situationally, or dramatically, but expressing to the audiences as unironic.
"gUyS,, i"m t0ttAllY b3iNg uN1r0nIc, BuT tRu5t Me WhEn I sAy Th15, Hyper-Ironic iSRAEEEEEELLLLLLL"
1. The end of your gun
2. The bullets coming toward your face from said gun
Early Cuyler: "Get the hell off my property, 'less y'all wantin' to suckle on my iron teat"
Swinger slang for Cialis. Erectile dysfunction medicine that is yellow and makes your penis rigid. Play on the slang for heavy construction equipment such as a bulldozer.
We have ten couples and two unicorns at the sex club tonight. I'm going to need some yellow iron to keep up with this crowd.
The ultimate beyblade champion and member of swan.
“Oh man, did you just see Steve Irons let it rip? He is the coolest of the cool.”
“Steve Irons gets all the ladies. I wish I could beyblade like Steve.”