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When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.
Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo
The Italian Clench - Imagine missionary sex, but instead of locking eyes, the male counterpart locks their legs and arms firmly around their partner, creating an Italian Clench. In order to complete the Italian Clench, the partner on top must wrap all extremities around their partner to create a pretzel like formation, all the while, thrusting only with their hips.
Carmela: How was your date with Chad last night?
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...
Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.
Participating in sexual intercourse with a man who is missing his legs while he is on top. Similar to the design of a gorilla tag character. This is fairly uncommon because most men have legs.
Since bob lost his legs, him and Veronica have been Italian jackhammering daily afterwards.
When you and your boss are in a sub/dom relationship, but the roles are reversed and the boss lets you “get one back”, usually involving unprecedented and potentially pain-inducing access to the genital region of the boss. The air exhaled by the boss when they realize it is a mistake is referred to as an Italian sniff.
When I imagine an Italian sniff, I think of Lukaku on his back using Conte's shaven beansack as a punching bag.
Occurs when someone feels that he's getting played while dating. He doesn't want to get played, so he lets his partner decide their status. Usually puts an end to the relationship.
Dude, you're doing it again, that's the Italian syndrome.
When speaking of one's Italian muscle, one often refers to the male genitalia also referred to as 'phallus'. Due to the Italian culture often being associated with romance and affection, and the penis being a prominent muscle, one's "Italian muscle" is a reference to one's penis.
"He really knows how to flex his Italian muscle"
"I could use some Italian muscle on Friday night"
Stairs that are too big to take one step and too small to take two steps between each stair. Usually the only stairs in Italy.
Person: these stairs are so exhausting.
Person 2: I know. They're Italian stairs.