Jeremy is the most honest and loyal person you have ever met, he’s a soft hearted human you want by your side.
Let not to mention he’s Italian 😳🍆
Friend : hey how is your boyfriend Jeremy
Me : amazing, he makes me so happy
Friend : that’s amazing
Me : and his 🍆 dow 😳 amazing too
Pure being of chaos. Has a bat or anything else at all times and despite seeing the most stuff and being able to defend himself.. He cannot prevent people from stealing his man. He is also somehow in the most dangerous situations at all times yet somehow manages to make it out alive. He is the destroyer of worlds and we should be afraid of him.
"Damn did he just survive that fall?! He must be a Jeremy!"
Somone who watches lots of anime and star wars and is into angry birds typically blonde
Jeremy did you skip past the filler arch's "No" jeremy replies thats not immersive
The type of guy who has really aggressive opinions, about the texture of mints.
"Dude is Jeremy calling someone a soyboy again, because they ate a soft mint?"
Usually has a fat dick and is so black that he ain't a nigger sometimes when he gets high his nipples get pointy
Jeremy is a nice guy, he’s funny, cute, sweet and will do anything for the girl he loves. He’ll try to hide that he loves you but it’ll be obvious. He’s not too athletic and is pretty shy around new people. When he’s with his friends however, he wants to be the center of attention! He’s pretty good looking and like to hug. He has nice eyes and good hair. In bed he likes to cuddle. If you have a Jeremy, hold him and never let him go. I’m a jeremy myself.
Person 1 Hey your boyfriend is jeremy?
Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame
Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*