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A smart mouthed bad ass who always has a comeback. Most people wouldn't want to pick a fight with her. Tegan may starts at her. BELLA and her are off and on friends.
Jessica Mitchell just said that to a teacher
A discreet way of describing whether an attractive woman is a natural redhead both on her head and below the belt.
"So, that redhead you've been seeing... does the carpet match the drapes?"
"Yep. She's got a Jessica Rabbit in her pants, alright."
A person who snorts cocaine in the bathrooms of nightclubs with Lindsey Lohan.
Look at that Jessica Simpson snorting coke over there!
God's gift to man. She is so fuckin' sexy. She has gorgeous tits and a perfect ass. I wouldn't mind banging her.
Jessica Simpson is a sexy beast.
When a girl sleeps with her teacher.
“JESSICA! DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER?”
“Mr. Wilson?”
“YOU FUCKING DIRTY JESSICA!!”
When you cunt punt a girl into a pile of manure then she inhales deeply through her nose while you place your scrotum on her nostrils. Her inhalation creates a suction effect, and as you pull away, your sack resembles a piece of hairy taffy. You perform this second part while fisting her and punching her in the cervix.
"Have you seen my mom?"
"I took her to the petting zoo and gave her the Filthy Jessica."
"Is she OK?"
"She's stinky, bruised, and deeply satisfied."
She is a multiracial actress who has a natural beauty and is intelligent, But has no talent in what she does for a living. In Hollywood...she is appreciated and rewarded only for her looks.
Women in movie theater: Wow Jessica Alba is so pretty and has the perfect "look" for this role!! but she's such a bad actress in it. Maybe she should go into modeling instead.