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Only when the following two conditions are met: First, a state in one's life were nothing of any importance is happening and no real effort is being put into one's life to change it. Second, a total lack of interest in taking any advice from anyone who would know any better then they do. Usually occuring in women going from there older teens to their adulthoods.
Manny: "How come she seems that she doesn't want to do anything with her life?"
Mark: "No its not that she doesn't want to do anything, shes just suffering from Jessica Syndrome."
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1. To go from a beautiful, curvy, tanned Mexican-American woman to a cracked-out looking, bleached, railing pole that just got starring roles in major films after she was made to look even more blond and pale than Mexican/dark. You don't believe me? Google her pictures from when she starred in the Fantastic 4 film!
Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.
2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.
Sue: I wanna be like Jessica Alba; use my beauty to star in that new Colin Farrell film.
Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!
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Jessica Ouellete is a very amazing girl, she is often shy but very intelligent. Once you break her out of her shell she really shows her true colours and shows the world how truly amazing she really is. She is loved by many although she thinks otherwise. She is the most beautiful girl ive ever seen.
Dude- Jessica Ouellette is a rocket today!
Dude 2- When isnt she!?
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A smart mouthed bad ass who always has a comeback. Most people wouldn't want to pick a fight with her. Tegan may starts at her. BELLA and her are off and on friends.
Jessica Mitchell just said that to a teacher
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A discreet way of describing whether an attractive woman is a natural redhead both on her head and below the belt.
"So, that redhead you've been seeing... does the carpet match the drapes?"
"Yep. She's got a Jessica Rabbit in her pants, alright."
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A person who snorts cocaine in the bathrooms of nightclubs with Lindsey Lohan.
Look at that Jessica Simpson snorting coke over there!
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God's gift to man. She is so fuckin' sexy. She has gorgeous tits and a perfect ass. I wouldn't mind banging her.
Jessica Simpson is a sexy beast.
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