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He was born James Eugene Carrey on the 17th of January, 1962, in Newmarket, Ontario (it's worth noting that both of America's biggest comic film stars - Carrey and Mike Myers - are Canadian). Newmarket was a neat and easy-going town just to the north of Toronto, and it was here that Carrey spent his early years with his three older siblings - Pat, John and Rita - and parents Percy and Kathleen. Kathleen suffered depression and was often chronically sick with illnesses both real and imagined. Percy, sharp-witted and highly amusing, was formerly a sax player in a big band, but had sold his sax and his dreams to take a job as an accountant. His wife's father habitually referred to him as "Loser", easily done as Percy was extremely mild-mannered. Indeed, Jim would later model The Mask's Stanley Ipkiss on him
1. who would you like to play the joker in the next batman film?
2. you know, that one that played the riddler. Jim Carney
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A night of drinking marked by pure belligerence, testosterone, rioting, rowdiness, telling your ol' lady how much she means to you,telling your best friend that you love him/her, and on some occasions crying yourself to sleep.
Buddy 1: Hey bro i heard crying coming from your room last night, did you bring some hyena home and put in her ass.
Buddy 2: No man that was me, it was a jim beam night.
A trademark of Jim Morrison. Heard in songs such as "Light My Fire" it is an absolute embodiment and representation of the legend. When performed correctly, the performer will take a deep breath, and then let out a very low, raspy, almost gasp-like shout that will sound like they've been a lifetime smoker. Popular among annoyances and pranksters, letting out a Jim Morrison scream during a family prayer without warning will guarentee a laugh 100% of the time.
My family and I were sitting down to eat our Thanksgiving turkey, and while we were praying, I just randomly let out a Jim Morrison scream, FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Jim or "gym"
This quote was popularised by a youngLA athelete "Lexx little" through which he literally meant we go to the gym despite the problems we facing
"Just got back from the jim"
"When we hitting the jim?"
"WE GO JIM"
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Is my name Jim? Nah it’s not, but you’re acting like a Jim if you looked this up.
Someone said that they were selling haribos for £2.50.
“Am I buying that, is my name Jim?”
People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.
Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...
A request for a freaky and fast sexual encounter.
Karen; "We have 10 minutes between class, lets go up on the roof and you can jim my johns"
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