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Originates from my pants, means my meat, my dick, my cock, my johnson! He is my private part thus Private johnson is born, FEAR HIM AS HE WILL FUCK YOU INTO OBLIVION!
Johnson: Yo kid
Kid: Sup johnson
Johnson: Why u talkin to my meat nigga?
Kid: Huh?
Johnson: THIS IS PRIVATE JOHNSON -smacks the kid in da face wit his meat-
Kid: Das dirty.
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An very hard and erect penis.
I got a woody johnson just looking at that elevator chick over there!
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a big nigger for the kansas city chiefs who owns everyone and runs right through them
larry johnson owned those niggers on the other team yesterday.
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A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"
"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"
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The hairy johnson is when a man shaves all his pubes off and puts it on his penis. A girl will then suck the said penis, and pubic hair that is on the penis. This is called a Hairy Johnson. Because his dick is hairy as fuck.
"Aight girl we gonna do the Hairy Johnson now". Female - "But why?" Male - "Bitch you said you wanted me to shave my googus, so why not do this."
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A very sweet loving girl that cares for others and the people that she lives with and also is there for her family and friends when they need her she is very pretty and out going Alos she loves going out like to the movies.. she might have a hard time getting a relationship but she will always be there for her family and friends anytime of the day she loves school and loves soccer and much more to come
Hailey Johnson is so cute
Hey have you seen Hailey witch one? Hailey Johnson
I'm in love with Hailey Johnson
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