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The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.
I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrived… I have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.
Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
An actual legend he has a large penis and is a big brain
Its a norwegian name used for intelligent people or people that loves BMW, everyone else knows that BMW is bad, but this creature that spawns in Norway thinks it is good. His friends are usually idiots but he still loves them, if u ever meet a Jon Olav you are the luckiest guy ever because he is a cute boy.
"Hey did you meet my new friend he is into bmw"
"Dude he has to be a Jon Olav"
A nobody Jon Olav is not like anyone else he is just a nobody.
Dude who the fuck are you are you a Jon olav ?
Man with a huge throbbing cock
Jon spurgeon hit me with his huge throbbing cock.