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The most beautiful day to be existed
July,28th is beautiful
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Lazy day don’t go to work just have a big sleep in and chill watch Netflix have the biggest rest ever
Boss: COME TO WORK NOW!
Bob: it’s 30 July
Boss: and?
Bob: it’s a day to chill and have a sleep in
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the night that everyone spams there stories with fireworks even though nobody even looks at them.
girl: i’m gonna post all of the fireworks on my story on fourth of july even tho no one is gonna even look!
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the day that you have to slap your best friend on the back of their neck as hard as you can. then leave them there on the ground crying.
friend: its July 1 you know what that mean
friend 2: please no
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July 5th is Pakistani Daughter Independence Day.
On this day, Pakistani Daughters are free to makeout with any white guy they choose.
They are free from any repercussion that may arise from their fathers.
It has been kept secret by Pakistani fathers for hundreds of years. Instead of mistletoe, the Pakistani daughters hang bowls of Buttered Chicken from the ceiling, and any white guy that happens to stand other the Buttered Chicken gets to makeout with the Pakistani Daughter.
Dude, I just stood under the Buttered Chicken mistletoe and madeout with that hot Pakistani chick over there...amazing! July 5th is better than Christmas!
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the day me and my friend added each other on Snapchat.it might not seem like a big deal but this dude means everything to me and I would do anything for him to be happy
He recently turned 18 and he is now very happy...even tho he...kind of ignores me but I am ok with it Ik I am annoying.
anyways if you were born on this date just know that..this was a happy day for me and probably to your family too.have a nice day :)
oh it’s July 15 already? Better celebrate :)
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This day you can be a boy and wear a crop top without anyone judging you.
-Hey dude why are you wearing a crop top?
-Cause it's July 13th!
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