A prophecy once told of a boy named Ethan who would rise from a chicken flavored Ramen noodle packet, and restore peace to this Earth. Some say he could throw a ramen packet farther than the Chemo King himself. Others say he could whip his foes with his extremely long ramen-like hair.
The Ramen King saved us from a galactic space whale, my nibbaz
Tell dark handsome Dominant Male who speaks his mind.
Hated by many because of his integrity and brutal honesty.
Loved by many because of his brutal honesty and integrity.
He has the charm and the appeal to be like King Mike.
He also has the ability to be an ass like King Mike.
Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.
Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret
King splen is not just a rapper,but a bloody modafucking gangsta.he is the King of Spartan gang and the King of audiomack.
His songs sure discribe him as a GOAT of our generation and no Nigerian rapper fuck with him and his gang.
If you never heard King splen songs,then you have a mental discharge
Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.